法国人是如此的堕落，但是法国的数学是如此的牛逼。我百思不得其解阿！

    今天搜索网站，到了IHES的网站上，看到前三个头像，分别是大名鼎鼎的Gromov,KONTSEVICH和LAFFORGUE. 这三个人其实已经牛到不行了，看到他们的经历和研究，你必须有很大条的神经。因为他们简直是天人，你在天人面前太渺小啦。Lafforgue是02年的Fields奖； Gromov的专长居然是数学，生物以及细胞学；牛吧！ 但是，看到KONTSEVICH的介绍，还是值得深深的orz的：他的专长是......数学！ 我靠，太BT了吧，虽然你是数学家，但是也不要这么搞阿~~~~~~

 I just heard that Philadelphia 76ers lost to F.C Barcelona several days ago. What a crap!! I can not image Billy King is still alive! How could he, and how could Philly people let him survive? Is there anybody jump out and kill him cold blooded? I will thank you, sincerely!

 

  As a matter of fact, even if Billy King was fired now, and we hired Colongelo the president, could you still live in Philadelphia, the place completely ruined by Billy. Nah…., no one does that! Compare this, what will you do if a cat BM on your living room’s carpet? You have to replace that carpet, and get rid of the cat. You’ll never step into that particular dinning room, will you? So, I have a plan to save the city:

1.       Evacuate the city! Just evacuate it, women, children…… do not miss anyone!

2.       Burn Philadelphia down! We just burn it, scorch the earth. Then just to be safe, we collect the ashes, and what we do? We burn the ashes!

3.       We bring everybody back, and start over.

Look, we rebuild Philadelphia from nothing! We can even rebuild the First Union Center, of course you need another name. Only in this way can we get rid of Billy King’s “legacy”, or every Philadelphian would be shamed on himself, 24/7!

 

   That’s of course just a joke, but could you bear Billy King anymore? 76er is of no hope, not to mention the Championship, let’s get down to earth, say something about playoff. We can not make it in two years in a row! Actually I do not care the damn city, I care A.I! He is my favorite player in the world, I got enough for not seeing him in playoffs in two years! Do something, Mr. Billy King, do something won'tt let me piss on you!

今天是国庆节。当然，是中国的国庆节，而我现在在法国。但是今天是10月的第一个星期日，在法国，每个月的第一个星期日，各个景点都是免费参观的。所以今天是个好日子！我的朋友们跃跃欲试，想出去玩，可是天公不作美，下雨啦。我不知道他们一会儿还会不会出去，但是本来我想好好享受一下孤独的感觉的，这下子可能没戏了！

终于我们一起去了圣母院，又来了一次无聊的旅行，哈哈！有人说巴黎很美，其实我不知道美在哪里。巴黎很有人文气息，城市古老而且有味道，是个生活的好地方。可是这座城市似乎只适合用来旅行，不可用做其它用处，at all! 我想起了一首诗：

There is a tiresome young man in the Bay Shore.

When his fiancée cried:” I adore the beautiful sea!”

He replied:” I agree,

It’s pretty, but what is that for?”

                                                       -- Morris Bishop

巴黎确实“很美吧”，可是what is that for? 巴黎的人几乎不想干任何事情，于是他们的劳工法把一周的法定工作时间规定为35小时，于是他们的各种商店和商场在周末都要关门，于是他们他妈的连邮局周末都休息！我丝毫不觉得巴黎有任何值得留恋的，这个城市慵懒，毫无生气，令人堕落。我没有任何的思路关于“为什么法国出了那么多的数学家”…… 于是我又想起了另一首诗：

数学家就像法国人。

把一件事给了他们，

他们就翻译成自己的语言。

于是，

大家就都不懂了！

               --Someone

现在，我在法国学数学，操~~~~~~了！

不过，这些有可能都是幻觉，由于不适应而产生的幻觉。There is an old saying: “Do no change anything, never!” 嗯，Monk经常这么说。其实我也是这么感觉的，我不想改变任何事情，但是还好，最后我都是可以适应的。可是事情发生改变的时候，我的确是非常的别扭。比如我订好的计划，就不希望发生任何的改变，任何试图打乱我计划的事情都会引起我极大的反感。我看书的时候，看球的时候，连吃饭都不想，就是因为这种感觉！所以我现在对法国的印象，也许都是幻觉。可能等到蒙蒙明年来了之后，我就会习惯拿个学生证等一个月，开通个电话等两个月，申请居留花三个月，甚至于心脏病犯了等两天再去医院了吧，哈哈哈哈哈哈~~~~~~